Conversation

So while at K-mart shopping for a birthday gift for a classmate of Monkey’s…We’ve picked out the gift just had to get her a card since he instisted on it! Here’s the conversation that took place:

Monkey: Mom, I gotta fart. Where can we go so I can do it?
Me: We’re almost done here, so just squeeze your butt cheeks together.
Monkey: Mom, I don’t know how to do that.
Me: Just squeeze.
Monkey: I can’t
Me: Ok, well then just let it go, no one is around.
Monkey: But I don’t want anyone to hear it.
Me: No one’s around. Just do it so we can go.
[Long pause……..]
Monkey: Mom, I gotta poop!
Me: {rolling eyes} Let’s go potty then!

After doing his business,
Monkey: I just went ahead and farted while I was there, Mom.
Me: Good idea!

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One Response to Conversation

  1. Candi says:

    Oh the joys of little boys!
    .-= CandiĀ“s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.

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